Give Me 5 Minutes.

I have a lot of dogs, a few friends, and two scars.

mdthwomp:

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

(via mylesxmcgehee)

tequilafemina:

A few minutes ago my coworker said “The sexual position formerly known as 69 will now be referred to as 96. Due to the economy, the price of eating out has gone up.”

My boss is still crying.

(via penishole)

Fucking hell, man.

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housesavage:

I just made the loudest squealing sound.

(Source: menandtheirdogs)

suenos-muertos:

chocolate-socrates:

heroineheroine:

I saw this on my twitter timeline …
Just let this sink in please ….

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK EM

This pisses me off

(via ashhmeh)

avehotsumma:

OOP!

tinytinyy:

God damn

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